Do not eats

Slowly, and casually Luigi walked up to his younger brother, and hid the knife behind his back.
"Well did you eat the pudding cups that are labeled 'Luigi's only DO NOT EATS!"
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Worst ever

For the past year, whenever I entered my bedroom, it was always clean, organized, and the bed was always f***ing made.
And it's official ... this has seriously been the worst morning ever.

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Overload

Bloom: on hwy 2 be their soon
As they drive along hwy 2 their was a wide open green fields that hide animals and small creature in them, bloom look onto their maps and tell musa to take a left musa turn the wheel to the left and their now on a gravel bumpy road, as they drive along the road
Musa: im scary im going to get shot by a crazy farmer
Bloom: what musa no your not
Musa: you never know
They keep driving a little move until bloom said take a right her and it should be it as musa about to turn bloom phone goes over musa stop the car and pulled over,

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Shocking

"I wasn't allowed to listen to any good music," Ziva mused, shocking the group.

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Covered

Kid jumped in the air just as the spot he was in was covered in bullets.

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And that was more than enough

She, like Dwight, does not like jello

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Quite out of the ordinary

She laid back against her sleeping bag & looked at the billions of stars twinkling back at her & her thoughts turned to Carlos, as they always did, no matter how she tried to fight it, he was always in the back of her conscious.
He was quite out of the ordinary to see someone so well groomed this day & age...

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Probably a witch

1st: In which Uther has a wardrobe crisis...
The day was young, and King Uther stood before his reflection in the mirror of his lavish quarters in Camelot castle wearing a grey tunic, a red belt, a pair of sea-green socks and a frown.
"My belt and my socks do not match," he noted, observing the clash the mirror replicated to him. "It must be the work of magic..."
What mischievous work of magic will plague our dear Uther next time?

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Sounds unpleasant

Her love slowly climbed down my throat and melted my heart.

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Examples

This dinner was just another example of that, the bank just another, a real flesh arm and leg just along the list describing the unpredictable nature of the other.

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Emoticons and asides in conversations

Piccolo: O.O Dende swore...he must really hate it when I'm angry...
Krillin Fan asks: (Satay: Actually, you put in two reviews and I had to put them both in coz Tien wants to say something)
Yamcha: Hey! That's insulting!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)

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Shouldn't these issues have been addressed beforehand?

"Em, I can't stay married to you, your sister is my best friend, my brother will kill you, and I just can't do this okay?"
I told him, and I saw the look on his face and I knew he wasn't going to give up easily.
"I don't think I need to talk about it, I'll be just fine." I told Tucker smiling

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The towels were annoyed

The nurse would even dry him with somewhat irritable towels that had once been white like most of the building's furnishings but had changed to another color, a tinge gray, a dabble of yellow.

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Rabid nagas

Since then the Secret Scientists have been trying too lock me in a cryogenic freezer and the Nagas want me to destroy the human race.
And as if that weren't enough, they had rabies.
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Protecting it

He slowly makes his way down the hallway, dodging apprentices and templars alike, protecting his beauty.

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